Grumble Grumble

It is at times like this when I regret that I am reading the comic online and not in hard copy. Because if it were in hard copy I could tear it or throw it against the wall. Here I am left to only grumble internally and/or externally. But seriously folks. This is not clever. OK, bridesmaids dresses are funny looking usually, that way the bride is the prettiest. I'm confused as to why this young girl knows about prom. It's a long ways away, you don't even need to worry about getting a date for a year or two. At which point you should start figuring this out, lest you have to take your cousin.

Finally, a Good Idea

Well done Fred. You thought of a good idea. However, let me point out the flaws. First, there are probably dividers in his golf bag, so you wouldn't fit. Two, he wouldn't have his clubs, so he wouldn't be walking anymore, thus your whole pretense would be flawed. Third, well. there is no third. What I wonder is what kind of golf course allows dogs. Don't get me wrong. Dogs are good. So is golf. But together it's not the best idea. But maybe if it's such a progressive golf course they have dog carrying attachments. Just a thought.

I would too

Hilarious. This child, instead of using the word 'fell' which takes away the action from the spoon, uses 'left me' implying some sort of agency. Ha. He is giving agency to an inanimate object. Sense the sarcasm? People switch word choice all the time. It's not funny. Unless this young man was involved in a romantic relationship with the spoon, and after years of abuse it finally got the courage to leave. Then I say, good for the spoon, the kid is a jerk, and oops indeed. You blew it pal. That spoon was a once in a lifetime spoon.

Especially Not You

Fred clearly has a trouble with authority. He goes out of his way to nitpick the rules that are obviously geared against him. The sign clearly means that if x is a dog, x is not allowed in the store. Perhaps they should have written it in FOL to make it more explicit, but I really don't think that's necessary. What is in this store that is so intriguing? Can't he just use his puppy dog face and get whatever lies within? Also, should I be impressed that Fred can read? Or just frightened? Or both?

It's Not Fair

Kids these days don't really understand what fair means. If something is unfair, it means that of two or more supposedly equal participants, one has an advantage. Everyone stays the same age for a year, that's almost how it's defined. So to say it's unfair is to say that having only 24 hours in a day is unfair. And that would be wrong. So learn what your words mean, you now 7 year old piece of uneducated crap.

TV

NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY. Great. There are a lot of televisions to choose from. Economics tells us that more choices are better, but when they prevent you from making decisions it might not be so. Great. But there's no humor in that. None at all. We all encounter this problem, but we get over it and make a decision. Also, why is the dog at the electronics store? Shouldn't he be at home?

Funny Title

Who are you talking to? You realize that the only way the pig gains weight is if you put coins in it? Granted, you could put other things in it, but that wouldn't be the kind of weight gain you want. It would be like if it all went to the pig's hips. And that's no good. I'm glad that he's able to overcome the media's fixation on slenderness to realize that, in some situations, weight is good. Like here, or in the bottom of a basketball net so Ben Elias doesn't knock it onto a car.